Top 10 Fun Jobs For Nerds Over 50--Or My Job Bucket List!

By the time you get to my age (a dreaded 58) you've probably had a lot of jobs or had one or two and wished you could change yours, just to try out something new. Since I've been the product of downsizing three times in the last ten years I've had a lot of time to think about what I'd like to do.

I thought long and hard about what my TOP 10 fun jobs would be--so if yours are different don't be surprised. But please feel free to add them to the 'Comment' section.  I love hearing from my readers!

Nancy's Top Ten Bucket List of 'Wishful Thinking' Jobs:

1. Book Reviewer-Yeah, I know I can do it for free on Amazon etc. but the idea of reading and getting paid for it makes my day.  I don't care what it is, I don't care if it's short, long or in between.  I don't care if it's a book, magazine or online, I read it all!
2. Continuity Editor-I don't even know if they have these for books but I HATE when I'm reading a book and all of a sudden the continuity is off! If someone was wearing a red tie at the beginning of the chapter one would think by the end he'd still be wearing the same color!
3. Antique Hunter-I don't want sell them you understand, I want to find what people are looking for so THEY can buy it.  I am a huge fan of spending OPM (other people's money), just ask my mom at Christmas time when she's looking for the best price for a present or a neat gift for someone, who does she call? That would be me! Or my art collector friends whose collections are full of the results of my hunting. I'm not a pro, but I love the hunt!
4. Antiquarian bookseller-I do love HUNTING for valuable, one of a kind or rare items, coupled with my love of books this job lures me like a siren!  Hunting for first editions or other rare books -- pure joy.  Am I an expert? By no means! As I said, this is a 'wishful thinking' list!
5. Venture Capitalist-I love the excitement of taking something small and making it grow and thrive! Or taking an already existing and taking it to the next level.  I want to be a SHARK on  Shark Tank!  OK, OK, I know I need cash to do that, but it's wishful thinking!
6. Fashion Designer-This one I admit is total pie in the sky. I have NO talent in that direction but I do love vintage clothes or historical costumes. So maybe what I really need is to be someone who does costume designs for historical re-enactments or movies.  Face it, how many people took one look at Bella's dress in Twilight and recognized it as a knock off of an old Yves St. Laurent? Yeah, I know, I'm a nerd!  An OLD nerd!
7. Leather Collector-sounds kinky huh? but no, it's really kind of boring.  At least as leather collecting goes. This one is mild, but an obsession! I could do it in my sleep! My Pinterest board is filled with shoes, handbags,gloves, coats, anything made from good leather. Why do I want to travel? To go to countries where they have fabulous leather shoes and gloves etc. Shoes I fall in love with. Shoes I can't afford. Shoes that don't fit my lifestyle but oh how I love them all. High heels, flats, medium heels or even sandals or sneakers. I love shoes. I'm a mini-Imelda Marcos. And don't get me started on handbags.or gloves, or coats, or vests, yes if it's leather I want it. And a job that revolved around leather...please.... (well not a kinky one ...)
8. I want to decide what to sell on QVC.  OK.  Yeah.  I know.  I can hear you going... QVC?  Is she nuts? I admit, I do not shop on QVC.  But I love seeing what you can sell on QVC.  Or with a good infomercial!  Talking someone into buying something they don't really need or want... fun!
9. I want to be Ellen DeGeneris' personal assistant. Fact is, I LIKE Ellen. I don't just like her show. She's one fun lady! Anyone who starts her TV show off by dancing--you can't help but like her. I think it would be a kick to work for her. (yeah, I know, I live in Philadelphia, I guess Ellen will just have to move here huh?)
10. Last but not least? I want to be Dr. Seuss! OK, I know, hard to do. He's like...uh dead. That part I'm not interested in. But he was a one of a kind act. But I want to be an adult who maintains their sense of whimsy, their childlike wonder and outlook on the world. Dr. Seuss did that in spades.

What's on your bucket list of wishful thinking jobs? Leave me comments and let me know. Oh and if you're Ellen... I'm available! For you I would desert my blogging!